17 Days before Christmas Ande is ready to scream
Cause Sweet Little G is just being so mean.
I need a drink, oh but now I am through
Turn the channel– no I don’t want it on 2!
Can I watch Jeff Foxworthy? No, G you can’t.
I’m telling you people I’m ready to rant.
I know it is Christmas a time to be happy,
But to be honest right now I feel kind of crappy.
I’m listening to Christmas music by Kenny G
Hoping that will bring me some glee.
I think it might work, I’m getting that feeling,
Gotta go! G dropped his drink and its spilling.